thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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