I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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