i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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