Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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