Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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