I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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