I would go down on you faster than GM stock
home. puking in laundry basket.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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