video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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