Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
