It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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