Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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