I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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