so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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