Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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