Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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