What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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