Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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