But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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