super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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