You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I want her autograph on my taint
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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