who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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