it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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