thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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