But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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