Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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