erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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