Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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