Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
My balls are so social today.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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