The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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