Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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