Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
FUCK WHALES
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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