I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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