yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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