My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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