my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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