Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
now i know why i became what i already was.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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