'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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