i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize