So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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