it wasn't lemon gatorade
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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