Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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