This girl is more easily done than said...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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