thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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