last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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