GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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