so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
