Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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