I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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