so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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