I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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