All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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