Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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