So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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