That's intense
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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