i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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